she left her pants. im pretty sure she grabbed mine on accident. im like 9 man sizes bigger than her. wtf
hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
He just spent five minutes trying to sling shot a cheese-it off his dick and into my mouth.
Fell into a man hole last night. I've been bleeding since 11pm. Got kicked out of the bar for being bloody.
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
I should start handing out wavers before I have sex with someone. 1. Do you have anything to do tomorrow? 2. Are you ok with sleeping 12 hours from exhaustion. 3. Are you ok with a limp?
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
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