so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
I know we had a good night last night because his turtle was half asleep chewing on the used condom.
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
We have moved from phase 1: honeymoon, to phase 2: trapped in relationship until the cold embrace of death
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
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