My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
I'm home with mono, wearing knee high socks, shorts, a stained old shirt, and a surgical mask. He comes over ANYWAY with soup, a gas mask, billions of DVDs, and eats me out. He's either stupid, whipped, or i'm just THAT good.
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
Does it still count as a valentine if it's drunk phone sex at 3 in the morning
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
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