she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
Dude I woke up in her bed wearing a top hat and bunny slippers and noticed one of us had pissed in bed. The last thing I wanted to ask for was a ride home
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
Some old chick is rubbing my thigh and saying she needs some Memorial Day dick. Her teeth are kind of gross but I'm going for it.
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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