He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
I walked out of the bedroom naked holding a used condom only to be greeted by half of my family. Happy birthday mom
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
I don't know if I'm more disturbed by the fact that you hooked up with a dude with one arm, or that "hook up with a dude with one arm" was on your bucket list.
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