Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
my mom just informed me that i masturbate loudly
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
When I got to his place, he served wine and cheese and made me sit on the balcony while he read his poetry to me. He cockblocked himself.
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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