You can't motorboat a personality
I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
Is there a zoo near here? I need to see some penguins like right now..
I am not bailing you of of jail
she pinky promised me she was 18
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
I threw a hotdog at the security guard and called the bartender "goodlooking for a 35 year old who was rode hard and put away wet"... I would have kicked me out too
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
Because I chose to live vicariously through your uterus and you're letting me down right now.
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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