is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
boyfriend complimented me on my new prada shoes today. he is officially either gay or the man im gonna marry. knowing my luck it's all of the above.
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
I woke up at 4 am to my roomate peeing all over my clean laundry. He thought he was in the bathroom and yelled at me for being in the bathroom with him while he was peeing.
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
Just got hit on by a 28-year old, quadraplegic, triple-cancer-survivor redneck. Now updating bucket list to meet newfound standards.
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
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