Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
The engagement ring savings account is now the strippers and gin savings account. What are you doing tonight?
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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