i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
Do you think I could get someone from tinder to drive me to the airport?
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
Also there's so much vodka on my breath that if I blew on my fingers my nail polish would fall right off
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
I need water and some morals
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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