I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
Literally too hungover to clean. I'll get the frosting off the table tomorrow, ok?
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
I told the cop I was late for a booty call. He still gave me a ticket but he wrote his number on it
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Randomize
