You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
Shit. We're going to have to drink until they're cute
Hello cirrhosis
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
life lesson #151: dont let people go batshit crazy and stab you in the knee
i will live by this rule
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
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