But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
I just put fruit snacks in my sangria instead of real fruit. Its like freshman year all over again..
We couldn't afford sangria freshman year. We're lucky we had fruit snacks..
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
I just set my mike's hard down and didn't want it to spill, so I held my finger up and told it to shoosh. I'm drunk.
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