I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
i looked at dads computer and apparently he was looking at job ads on craigslist and the only one clicked that turned purple said "GET PAID TO MASTURBATE"
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
Most fantastic sex ever until her Doberman took an interest in what we were doing. There was nothing more terrifying then feeling warm dog breath on my ballsack.
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
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