u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
if I see a bottle of vodka right now I'll probably throw up gum I swallowed when I was a kid
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
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