i just wanna soil my oats bro
I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
Sorry I didn't text you for coffee this morning...bad life decision Saturday sorta rolled into Monday...
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
Who wrote "the chamber of secrets has been open, enemies of the heir beware" across my bathroom wall?
Was so drunk I had to masturbate face up cuz I thought I was gonna be suffocated by the pillows.
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
Although a guy bought me a shot of fireball last wknd and I told him he wouldn't even get half a handjob for that and walked away so don't tell me I don't have standards
I tried to take home a cat on broadway last night. I named him Pinocchio and put my purse down on the sidewalk and tried to put it inside it
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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