I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
Things I learned last night: 1. Bacardi 151 is a one-way ticket to the toilet, 2. It is possible for a human being to turn into Mount Vesuvius
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
You rolled over grabbed my crotch and said "that's my waffle." I'm sleeping on the couch next time.
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
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