Tell your sister I'm no fool. Or at least romanticize the notion of the fool.
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
I woke up this morning cradling my vibrator like it was a baby
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