We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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