people are starting to question the shark bite story
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
Just heard my neighbor say "I'm just gonna lay down in a coma until someone comes into my room and hands me a beer." He's got his priorities straight
Shes sitting on the front porch puking in to the pumpkin she just carved...in the rain. I guess pumpkin spice tequila shots wasnt our best idea.
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
I look like a hot mess, emphasis on the hot now, more emphasis on the mess later
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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