she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
Responsibility: Hiding your beer when your DWI clients who are out on bond come to talk to you at bars.
Don't be alarmed at the kitchen mess. I had to shoot the fire extinguisher on the toaster oven, one quick blast. It was a matter of safe over sorry.
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
It finally happened. Some guy just tried to catfish me with my own dick pic. Of course I told him that it was the hottest dick I'd ever seen and that I would do anything for that particular dick.
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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