You're so nebulous sometimes
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
She's currently upstairs fucking her boyfriend while I am downstairs making them a sex playlist watching her boyfriend's Weiner dog and large Boxer try and mount each other. Marvin Gaye is playing. This is the ultimate third wheel fail.
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
I just drunk texted the Italian guy and now I’m flooded with Shane. Uh, shame, not Shane. He sounds nice, though.
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
I fucked her on her ex's Yankee sheets while she was wearing an Ortiz jersey...of course she gets to meet my mother
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