She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
She punched me in the face after i pulled it out and grabbed my cell phone. Ill be the one hiding in the bushes with one shoe.
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
I have fence marks all over my body
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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