You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
FYI: if you have sex in your room with the light on, we can totally see your shadows from the parking lot
Your boyfriend has good rhythm though.
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
you finished all 5 burgers, started crying tears of joy, and then claimed the tears were actually just 'meat sweats' from your eyes
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
There's not really an emoticon that says "I'm sorry I honked your boobs, and that you weren't a fan of that."
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
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