My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
we tried to pick out bridesmaid dresses with pockets so we could sneak flasks in with us. what the fuck is the point of a dry wedding?
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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