Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
I wasn't sure if "you're even prettier in the dark" was a compliment. Hmm.
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
My liver just had a heart attack.
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
I'm getting married
To pizza
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
I would fuck him just for his dog
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
Randomize