This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off in a parking lot.
Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
I just woke up with a cowboy hat on my face and a playboy from the 90s on my chest
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