so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
I just realized my life is a timeline of drunken injuries.
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
The police woke me up so they had no choice but to see my morning wood.
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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