only if we run a train.
done.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
I'm drinking wine from the cap of my laundry detergent container, wearing my bed sheet as a cape. How do you think I'm taking it?
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
Hey girl, do you remember you made me brush your hair with a plastic fork on Saturday night?
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
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