Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
She broke both of her ankles trying to jump off the balcony. it's like every time she drinks she makes even more impressively bad decisions than the last time
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
the guy sitting next to me at the bar has a patrick swayze tattoo hovering over a roast beef sandwich. 'merica.
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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