Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
I wish Michael J Fox could read me bedtime stories
He could rock you to sleep
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
I know it's not your turn to do the dishes, but since they're covered in your puke, it is.
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
I'm being responsible and going as a gay, slutty Mormon missionary. It's responsible because I'll have a bike helmet on for when I fall over because I'm too shitfaced to stand upright. It's safer than Count Fagula. I just need to come up with a line equal or greater than "Blaaaa I want to suck your dick"
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
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