I wish I could rss feed the hooker ads on craigslist because it looks suspicious that I check craigslist every hour.
And then she was like, "don't do anything. No blow jobs, don't let him stick his fingers in weird places because people have germs."
You left your underwear on the fireplace
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
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