She announced her abortion via fbk
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
It's my diet secret . . . it's like slimfast but I call it cockfast instead.
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
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