i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
I don't mean to complain but you could have done a better job of keeping me alive last night
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
You are my best friend, but sometimes best friends need to punch each other in the face
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
PANTIES FOUND
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
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