Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
I can't believe you let me try to pierce your nipple with a dart last night
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
I came so hard my ears popped.
Randomize
