Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
Oh, honey. If you're seeing a girl just for the sex, never doubt that she knows and she's doing the same thing. We're not stupid, we're just craftier than you.
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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