Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
My nephew just came out playing with my moms vibrator.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
Welcome to the single world where it seems vibrator batteries are in short supply and making a sandwich while naked at 2am is relatively normal
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
at one point, you reached into your purse, pulled out a tampon, and proceeded to rub it on your lips like chapstick... that drunk
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
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