I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
Hey was my sperm eye the same day I crapped myself?
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
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