You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
I'm always drunk lately
Now I'm in a game of hide and seek in Sears
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
I got propositioned while wearing the bottom half of a horse costume. It's like god is apologizing to me in the strangest of ways.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
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