North Korea, Best Korea!
I'm going to kill the bastard that switches my hot hookups from the previous night with ugly chicks
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
You faceplanted on the railroad tracks and when I tried to tell you to get up, you told me you were "taking a quick breather"
Why do all my exes just become Tom Hanks in Castaway?
That's a fantastic question. And an odd set of criteria to meet if wanting to date you.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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