I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
You’re sleeping on my couch so you’re not making dick appointments tonight
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
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