so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
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