Remind me that when I'm pregnant, I should NOT post vaginal dilation updates on my facebook. Ever.
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
Randomize
