She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
we were in your room and your mom was singing twinkle twinkle little star in the hallway. so you decided to scream "twinkle? TWINKLE! What Fucking little star?!"
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
spending today hungover and untagging myself from all the pictures of me kissing girls so grandma doesnt have a heart attack. how was your new years?
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
I told you when I started the only reason I was gonna coach your kids soccer team was that I could meet all the hot soccer moms. So why are you so mad I slept with your ex?
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
You have a long distance relationship and I have a long distance snapchat sexting buddy. If that doesn't describe who we are as people then I don't know what does.
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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