sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
so now that im really awake i see that my underwear are completely ripped down the side, my shorts are on backwards, i have to go get plan b....i call last night an epic fail or success depending on how catholic i am feeling
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
Tequila, beer, rum, gin, and vodka all mixed in my body last night. The whole "never turn down free booze" is catching up to me. Hungover = understatement of the year.
I had a dream that my roommate walked in on me masturbating and I hissed "I'm not stopping this orgasm train for the likes of you" and just kept going
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
You did what with his pubic hair?
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