I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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