She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
my mom said i couldn't bring cigarettes cause it was a family trip, which was really irresponsible of her because now i have to walk around the beach drunk trying to find someone with cigarettes.
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They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
I woke up with her dog licking the wedding cake out of my ear and her sister finishing our Jaeger
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
You gave me a bottle of tequila and introduced me to a ginger named cowboy. I actually love you.
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
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