I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
I loved your drunken rendition of "I wanna dance with somebody" that you left on my voicemail last night.
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
I'm prostituting myself for tickets to Disney World. There's a contradiction there.
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
Randomize
