Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
Life is so much better after having sex.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
Ever the responsible adult, I just realized that today is the Obamacare deadline, but I'm too high to handle insurance now.
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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