Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
dude you were so wasted last night you ate a sandwich made out of tomatos, cheese, doritos, salt & pepper. Then you heated it in the micro for 5 min to melt the cheese.
I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
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