i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
Really, thanks for buying me caribou, it helped me out. Today will forever be the day I threw up in a caribou cup in the skyway outside of chipotle.
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
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