Also, i'm pretty sure i've had my birth control pill stuck in my throat since like...two pm. So i'll be practicing safe oral sex tonight.
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
She cheated on me with the same state trooper that wrote me a ticket.
I guess now you have a way to keep your license when you bring that up in court.
Dude, you are the most awesome.
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
I forgot wine drunk hurts
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