Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
You really realize what your life's become when you're sitting alone in the house crying in a santa hat and pjs getting stoned on christmas eve before noon.
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
You're the only person I know who would be upset about making out with a girl you like. You're like a drunken Charlie Brown.
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
When's the best time to point out that all of my orgasms this year have been self-administered? Valentine's day?
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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