He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
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