Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
I'm not sure what's more surprising, the fact that she said I reminded her of Danny Devito, or the fact that it got me laid.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
Fuck my life he IS a stripper, Ive been sleeping with a stripper named Phoenix. damnit, I knew the sex was too good
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
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