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It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
My night started to turn around the time I started calling her a "raggedy cunt".
Somehow she got that I meant it as a term of endearment.
I think weed is turning my hair brown
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
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