Are they still out there making out on the couch? How can we get them to leave?
I 'm gonna go stand naked in the kitchen with a knife
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
drinking out of a sandbucket again
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
I finally got my restraining order in the mail. Was that supposed to upset me? I'm just over here like "TELLEM BOY BYE!-\nlegally..."
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
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